Bald

To be thrashed in a state of goonerisation. Or, to be unbelievably cool but unbelievably stupid at the same time

"That guy is so bald because he shit himself, because he was so thrashed off goon"

by Travis Dere March 4, 2008

Bald

Another word used for knocking someone sick (angin) (cringy)

Dude stop doing that you’re knocking me bald

by Baldnute February 12, 2019

Bald

Unintelligent, disrespectful beastful and lack of hair, closed mind fucks.

“STOP YOUR SHIT YOUR BEING BALD JERRY”

by Lixzzxy February 13, 2019

Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019

Bald

Having no hair on your head

Zak is bald as shit

by Bosleys November 17, 2019

bald

someone that looks like Theo Karapenis

im an innovator babeeeeeeeee- Theo Karapenis- the bald

by bonermantheo December 6, 2019

Bald

When a nigga got no hair and nothing better to do then to run around trying to bag kids and locking bathrooms ; bald people hate vaping

“Fuck that bald ass nigga”
“He soo fucking bald”

by IHateBaldPeople December 12, 2019