Bruno 

a dick loving steroid using fag, has a little dick due to steroids cant pull any hoes cant lift weights and looks like a thumb from spy kids

you see that faggot ass nigga bruno

Bruno by stevethe guy December 8, 2016

Bruno 

The biggest and sexiest gay Austrian since Adolf Hitler (note: Hitler wasn't gay, he was just a bitch.. nor was he sexy.)

Also the sexy and most charming (and most fabulous) man who could get any woman he wanted, if only he weren't so gay. Now stop staring at his kugelsack!

Me 1: Bruno ist totally sexy, yes?
Random person 1: yes he is, I go coocoo for his kugelsack!
Random person 2: Bruno's kugelsack? Well count me in! *crank it up plays*

Bruno by Bruno's secret female lover July 29, 2009

Bruno 

The personification of ugly: Just some annoying bread head who is as Gay as a three dollar bill and thinks that he's always right.

A: Look at that Bruno over there!
B:you mean that ugly Kid that sucks at Skateboarding?
A:exactly.

Bruno by Ficknudel November 22, 2021

Bruno 

A person who is arrogant and is in love with his computer so much, that he thinks his computer loves him back!

Dude, stop staring at your computer... you're turning into a Bruno!

Bruno by Diety CZ February 3, 2010

Bruno 

a Bruno is a dumb voice in your head telling you not to do things

silenzio bruno!

Bruno by the tortilla boy July 6, 2021

Bruno 

The ultimate pen merchant. If your friend scores 98 % penalties , he can be a bruno as well. Brunos are gays . Brunos never win trophies . Brunos dive and scream "aaaaahahhhhhhhh". Bruno can never be as good as kdbs. Brunos are just penalties. Penchester united will suffer for their sins.

He brunod his buttocks

Bruno by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021

bruno 

someone we do not talk about around here

we dont talk about bruno

bruno by radius97 February 17, 2023