strategic absence

Taking off from school in order to get work done, miss a test, and/or push back a due date. Similar to playing hooky, the difference being you are actually doing work.

"We had 3 tests and a paper due today, so I took a strategic absence."

by Dr. Odenbach February 28, 2009

arsentijs

Russian man who thrives from potatoes and csgo. Mega virgin who spends hours grinding rocket league to only play on streams with 3 viewers.

He’s no woman magnet as you could’ve guessed from the name.
Very small pp.

Tom: have you spoken to arsentijs?
Jim: no he’s playing rocket league

Tom: has he even left his room?
Jim: Only to go to the toilet because he shit himself.

by SamSamuel18 February 4, 2021

Arsenio

Arsenio is a sexy young man with a nice. Body. This man will kiss many girls in his life . He also has nice hair . He also likes to flirt a lot but still can be loyal if he chooses like it

Julie: have you seen the sexy new guy with the hot body?

Amy: you must be talking about arsenio

by Unknown;) November 24, 2014

arsenic

1.Symbol As A highly poisonous metallic element having three allotropic forms, yellow, black, and gray, of which the brittle, crystalline gray is the most common. Arsenic and its compounds are used in insecticides, weed killers, solid-state doping agents, and various alloys. Atomic number 33; atomic weight 74.922; valence 3, 5. Gray arsenic melts at 817°C (at 28 atm pressure), sublimes at 613°C, and has a specific gravity of 5.73.
2. a being with the worst karma on earth. Is a gay magnet. Also known as homemaker.

Oh you've chucked an arsenic haven't you.

by rinda the incarnation of evil April 10, 2003

ansen

sex god

I need an ansen in my life.

by lucy lu April 28, 2016

arsenic

A poisonous element that NOBODY should be eating/drinking!

He took the arsenic and put it in his burrito. The burrito was now poisonous.

by HybridPlayz January 23, 2017

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

The most beautiful phrase uttered by Gin Rummy in The Boondocks. A phrase you should live your life around and follow for the rest of your life.

Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin: Yeah, we was in Iraq
Riley: What did you do?
Gin: We was lookin for weapons of mass destruction
Riley: Did you ever find them?
Gin: You know goddamn we ain't find 'em. What are you some kind of political humorist ? You care to toe up in this bitch?!!
Ed: I was lookin for bitches, but they had the carpet shit all over 'em, and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was they eyes and that wasn't really enough for me cause you know; shit I'm lookin at they eyes, and

I take they carpet off and then I got a tragedy.

Gin: Well naw we ain't find 'em. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Riley: What?
Gin: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist
Riley: What?
Gin: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin: What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English in what?!!
Riley: What?
GIn: English, mothafucka!!!! Do you speak it?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So you understand what I'm sayin to you?!!
Riley: Yeah

Gin: So what I'm sayin is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know!!
Riley: What?
Gin: Say what again!!! Say what again!! I dare you!! I double dare you mothafucka!!! Say what one moe time!!!

by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021