Virgin Auctioneer

A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.

There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."

by UrbanPhonics October 28, 2012

Auction Cowboy

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.

You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Auction Day

I hate Auction Day, worst day of the year >:(

Auction Day = 9/11 (R.I.P.)

by RoseRed669 January 25, 2023

hood auction

When a person tells everyone who ever does the most damage to someone’s property gets the money

Ay hood auction at jacks house, whoever does the most damage gets 500$!!

by Spicy nuts March 10, 2021

Fish Auction

When you're selling something online and some jamoke who's usually from somewhere where they haggle over fish at street markets comes at you offering 1/3 of your asking price or less.

Buyer: Would you take $40 for those Jordans?
Seller: Save it for the fish auction bruh.

by Vinnie_C February 14, 2022

auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025