Asstastic

When dat ass is fantastic!

Damn Shaniqua Asstastic!

by HollyHaze September 1, 2016

Asstastic

Opposite of fantastic. Horrible.

Bro, after losing my keys and catching my girl banging boss, this day couldn't be anymore asstastic.

by Justinsidemyhead June 11, 2018

asstastic

It just means awesome. Because asses are awesome. Similar to words "sick" or "wicked". And VERY similar to the expression "that's tits".

The lighting in the new Call of Duty is asstastic

by dooderonomy November 19, 2013

asstastic

1. Adj. Characterized by such out-of-control trashiness it is rendered fabulous.

I have never seen anything more asstastic than when Patsy from Ab Fab lit her cigarette with the London 2012 Olympic torch.

by citimouse July 19, 2012

Asstastic

A fabulous ass, extremely nice butt or an extremely appealing perfect butt

My butt looks asstastic in these leggings.

by Honey301 January 1, 2025

Asstastic

A code word that you use when a man with large, juicy hips walks by.

“Pssst! Asstastic!! “

by Kiyy September 8, 2022

asstastic

butt deodorant coming in a triangle roll on tube especially for your butt to prevent swamp ass from sticking around. one application a day takes the swamp ass away

aint no body dope as me im just so asstastic and swamp ass free

by Ana.L November 13, 2014