A group of individuals who become trained and educated to follow a strict code of ethics forming gang-like relationships manipulating the code, rendering it unidentifiable.
Whatcom County Sheriffs Deputies called to a home by tenants complaining of theft. The thief disputes the claims telling deputies he's lived there for 8 years & the property is his.
Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.
The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.
Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.
Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!
When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.
The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.
Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.
Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!
When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
by Whatcom Citizen August 29, 2011
Get the Ass Clowns mug.A person (typically male) who refuses to engage in normal romantic relationships. They are sometimes referred to as "emotionally unavailable" and tend to lie, cheat and manipulate women until the woman is whipped into a state of complete confusion and suicidal tendencies. Often times the unsuspecting female is initially lured by very romantic, passionate, hot behavior only to be met with ice once she starts to expect some of the lies the assclown has dished out.
Marge is a wreck because her assclown stood her up again after promising to take her to Europe for Valentines day.
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Did you hear about that assclown who barbecued himself on a grill while trying to create his own Jackass stunt?
by redelman43199 June 6, 2011
Get the assclown mug.Someone who is an ass, but is disguised a person who is cute and funny. Their true spirit is less Ronald McDonald and more Stephen King's It.
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"Dude, Shane Eric Cody Smith is such an assclown, did you see the way he was acting at Lizzies party?"
by Capt. Save-A-Ho April 4, 2009
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"Bush is the Captain Assclown of USA" would be an example of this word even though it as an opinion and not proven to be fact, it is still an example of this word.
by Superior Intellect October 5, 2004
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1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone.
2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.
1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone.
2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.
Room reg: Look! Our resident assclown just came in! Everyone initialize your perma-mute button, as he's going to do nothing more than troll and flood the chat with his foul mouth and stupidity.
Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.
Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.
by The Saucy One November 23, 2009
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