Asstastic

Ghetto ass on a white girl!

That white girl right thurr is ASSTASTIC!

by Brooke January 20, 2004

asstastic

the description of a great ass on a chick when you see one.

hot damn look at that asstastic chick!!!

by Bein October 20, 2008

Asstastic

When a guy/girl has a glorious backside to the point it makes you stop whatever you are doing just to watch it sway away

I was walking through the mall when through my peripheral I spotted this asstastic chick swaying away and wads mesmerized into a coma!

by Nomolos69 September 7, 2010

Asstastic

What you say when you see someone with an ass so nice you just gotta yell something

"She got a fine ass". Tom said
"Damn straight it's asstastic!" Jim answered

by gfja November 15, 2010

asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

assfastic

a fascinnation with a large booty girl

"that fat girl is assfastic"

by playboy December 4, 2003

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic. Bad, undesirable, unpleasant, displeasing, or abhorrent.

That restaurant is asstastic.

by Donnie Ballgame May 21, 2009