Ass pirate

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.

RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.

by Ben June 5, 2004

ass-pirate

An ass-pirate refers to an individual who takes a liking to butt sex. (Amber)

Ambers a scurvy ass-pirate.

by Creepzoola September 30, 2010

Ass Pirate

Person who likes to use their cock to look though another man's ass for their "Burried Treasure".

Tom Cruise, what an Ass Pirate.

by Timmay is the man February 16, 2007

Ass Pirate

Some one who is a complete ass!! Likes bum sex, and lots of it.

"Nial is a total ass pirate"

by David Lehmann (aka. Lemming) November 20, 2003

Ass-pirate

Term created by the infamous John Fable esq. It is loosely defined as a homosexual, fag, queer, flamer,butt jockey, Tim Hyunh etc.

Tell you what, we dunt like them ass-pirates round here, dats right, white power!

by MRBUTTSAVICH March 27, 2009

Ass pirate

A guy who goes after another guy’s girlfriend, wife, etc... Tries to steal someone else’s booty, usually at the time when the couple is in a fight.

After Jack & Michelle had a huge argument, Charlie called Michelle to "console" her, one thing led to another and now Charlie & Michelle are sleeping together... Charlie is an Ass Pirate.

by LivingLarge November 24, 2011

colon the ass pirate

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI

Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005