Ass-hole dating

When one person doesn't want to date another person but at the same time doesn't want to not date that person, resulting in an awkward limbo of confusion that lasts who knows how long.

"He's been talking to her for 8 months but won't ask her to date him? That guy must be into ass-hole dating.

by TallyTod May 27, 2017

ass-hole surprise

Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.

"Man, Jessica was so pissed, when I gave her an ass-hole surprise"

by Christianusaf July 23, 2016

big fat linty ass hole

an ass that would resemble my brothers ass. a big fat sasquatch hairy ass, with lint and shit stuck in all the hair. the hair is usually pointed towards the ass hole, as if it was being sucked in like a black hole

my brother put his big fat linty ass hole on me, and my face smelt like shit for days.

by sneaky nagger May 8, 2006

Fuck me right in the ass hole

A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩

"Oh fuck me right in the ass hole"

by fuck me right in the ass hole July 20, 2016

tight as a fishes ass hole

A person ( or business ) that will not spend any money,

Open your wallet and let the moths out!!!

Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!

Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,

Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!

by Paulisthebest September 18, 2013

She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!

A phrase that you offten want to scream out the theater, whenever the dumb bitch gets caught by the killer or monster in any Horror Film. You can also yell this while watching a porno. However it is not recomended

*Movie* (Dumb blonde skanky bitch runs into killer)

Guy Watching film : "Holy fucking titty licking tacos! She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!!"

by McWaterMellon and DixieDoosch August 13, 2009

Bitch Ass Hole

A person who doesn’t answer you when speaking directly to them. A person who ignores you. A person who doesn’t understand what is being spoken to them.

Stop ignoring my calls you Bitch Ass Hole!

by TaintedP1ckl3s September 17, 2019