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useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless
Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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ASHTAR

Administrative commander of the airborne division of the Great Brotherhood/Sisterhood of Light whose Commander-in-Chief is known to Earth as Jesus Christ. He commands the protective spacefleet over the western hemisphere.
Don't you dare launch that nuclear weapon.. Ashtar will knock you on your ass.
by queef queef September 13, 2005
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American Ashtray

The new Green Day CD.

Put out your coals on it because that's all it's good for.It's certainly not worth listening to.
This CD is chock-full of bad music.

Live with that warning!
by this CD is really really bad September 27, 2004
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The Ashtray

A name commonly used for the neighborhood Princeton West, located just outside of Walton High School. It is called the Ashtray because of the large number of scene, skater, and stoner kids who smoke cigarettes and various other things at the front of the neighborhood.
Stoner Kid #1: "Hey bro, wanna meet me at The Ashtray after school Friday? I'll smoke you up."
Stoner Kid #2: "Yeah dude, all my skater and scene friends will be there, too!"
by EastCobbSnob May 29, 2009
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kissing the ashtray

When you kiss a guy or girl who smokes and it tastes of cigarette ash. Not pleasent.
Yo I thought she was buff until I was kissing the ashtray. Now I have barfed 4 times!
by Hawke February 19, 2006
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ashtray

when pounding a girl from the back, you sit an ashtray on her back, so you have somewhere to rest your smokes. it's common courtesy, as otherwise, you would be ashing your cigarette on her back, and that would just be inappropriate
wait baby, don't move. I got to get my ashtray before I take you to the doggystyle pound town
by dirty dynamite April 28, 2011
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Single Frame Ashtray

Unknown band, released firts LP entitled "wetheads come running" and should be considered a very catchy band with great guitar work.
by Bee2k June 9, 2003
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