Ashtin

A person you can depend on. Usually have dirty blonde to brunette hair. They are extremely gorgeous. The may have a checkered past but they try to out it behind them. Ashtins can be extremely nice but don't mess with them, they'll fight they need to. Never let an Ashtin go. You WILL regret it.

*girl* Man, Ashtin is such a great friend!
*Guy* yeah. I shouldn't have broken up with her...
*Girl* YEAH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

by Trustworthyperson1 April 20, 2017

ashtabula

A shithole town in Northeast Ohio that you have to make up party organizations to have fun in. See carpe noctem 3.

A car with no wheels. That's a metaphor. We have all the parts, and maybe at one point in time we could have been cool, but then we fucked up.

by Carpe Noctem March 28, 2005

ashannie

Ashannie is a ship between Asher angel and Annie leblanc. It is 100% real and if you don’t believe it then I will bippity bop your no existent dick off a cliff. also they are cute yet. 💘

Ashannie is the hottest couple of 2019.

by Erika Parker February 2, 2019

ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

by Kurutsu February 8, 2004

Ashanique

She is a funny one. Will always make sure your alright. Her edges be poppin and she got that sassy attitude. She is a angel but can become a devil at anything.

Okay Ashanique! I see you slaying them edges.

by SugarGiiirls April 13, 2019

Ashland Oregon

A beautiful quaint town on Southern Oregon surrounded by mountains. There is much to do outdoors including hiking, skiing, mountain biking. But other than that in Town the only thing to do is to drink at bars. The city council and the chamber of commerced have been successful at squashing any attempts at creativity because they see it as competition to the main tourist attraction: The Shakespeare Festival. So there is no venue for bands to play unless you are a big well known band, but the town is too small to draw a big enough crowd. The people there are very interesting. New Agers, hippies, burners, artists, stoners, single moms, and crazy people. Everyone has dated everyone else. Nobody has a job but they grow weed. Relationships don't last so people turn to drugs and alcohol. The town is a bubble of beauty and unreality leading some people to think that there is something added to the water supply. There literally is water fountains that have lithium in the water. It is hard to leave and once you have been there, you will always come back.

I miss Ashland Oregon, it is so easy there!

by powderheader February 26, 2011

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020