World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.
The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.
by 1.8T October 28, 2004
A stupid talentless bitch who lipsyncs.
And gets boo'ed out of stadiums.
See "lipsync.us"
See "PWNED"
And gets boo'ed out of stadiums.
See "lipsync.us"
See "PWNED"
by GFY January 05, 2005
A lip syncer on snl... Looks like shit! no talent, acid-reflex is bull shit!!!!! And plus who the fuck messes up with Lip syncing...... AND BLAMBS HER FUCKING band, its bad enofgh they have to play in ur band.!
by Fujed November 02, 2004
slightly worse than britney spears, but hey, at least britneys dancing makeup for her lipsynching...
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)
You make me want to lala...if the lala was roll over, vomit, and bag the vomit only to save it for a few weeks in the hot hot sun so i can mail it to you. for kwanzaa. it truly is a celebration of ur harvest...biatch.
by toocoolforschool42 February 20, 2005
by BoostnGTIrabbit January 20, 2005
Younger, uglier sister of Jessica Simpson who is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Levigne. She proved to the world just how truely bad she is when she was caught lip-synching on SNL and a few months later was booed during a horrible performance at the Orange Bowl. The only reason that she even has a record deal is because she is realated to Jessica Simpson and while Jessica has her "ditzy" moments at least she was never caught lip-synching and can sing, dance, and looks alot better than her younger sister.
While Jessica Simpson gets made fun of for her "Tuna Fish" lines, at least she doesn't have to live with getting caught lip-synching and getting booed off stage.
by Royale January 08, 2005
inconsequential, untalented younger sibling of an almost-talented older sister, who has been forced down the throats of America's youth by MTV. Unconscious integration through overexposure is the only explanation of her success, which also means, thank the lord, it will be short-lived. It's over bitch!
See also: Jan Brady
See also: Jan Brady
I'd make up ridiculous excuses to disguise up my unstoppable ability to be the worst wannabe ever, but I'd hate to be labeled an ashlee simpson.
by L.E. Lisa February 19, 2005