Article 4.20.69.0E

A T.O.S update from Outlast Trials indicating a new change towards their t-bagging rules of etiqutte updated 2.12.2026 2200hrs reading:
"thou shalt not squat onto foes, no matter the woe, or hath place bodily limbs in such a way to show dissmay, unless hath received sway for such the display"

HiddenRider was called eccentric for stating the update Article 4.20.69.0E, but little did everyone know, the next t-bag they did in trial would be their last.

by hiddenrider February 21, 2026

Bro Code Article 223

"One bro shall never attempt to remove or rob another bro of his beard or facial hair growth"

Bro 1 "Hey, lets shave Derek's Beard!"
Bro 2 "No way man, that violates bro code article 223, do it and you are no longer a bro"

by BeardLord April 20, 2015

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

by josefiend July 9, 2011

NATO Article 5

A Funny button that Poland is gonna press, destroying Russia.
If a NATO member is attacked by someone, other NATO members must defend them.

Poland's gonna commit NATO Article 5, Press F to not pay respects to Russia!

by Finmadlad May 8, 2022

INKYTOONZ IS KANYE WEST: this is a article

A pixel art creator, inkytoonz, has been accused of being Kanye West by many people on that site and starting to spread all around the earth. It started with a person on the site calling inkytoonz Kanye, which inkytoonz denied loudly and suspiciously. A scientist called "poo pee penis" or known as Big Brain Brian researched into this conspiracy and found the un-believable! That Inkytoonz is Kanye West! when Inkytoonz was not on her account Kanye was on a podcast and when Inkytoonz came back, Kanye left the podcast and went on his phone. It all adds up every time Kanye is on his phone, Inkytoonz is online. so, it is true. INKYTOONZ IS KANYE WEST.

the article "INKYTOONZ IS KANYE WEST: this is a article" is a fact

by Bradlad3 January 1, 2020

The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

by Slang Grammar Nazi May 25, 2018

academic review article

Noun. A useful consolidation of material scattered across various sources. Arguably, this definition could also be applied to a vacuum cleaner.

This academic journal publishes academic review articles on subjects related to the field.

by pickettbd June 25, 2019