april 5th 1989

Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-
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April 5th

National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.
Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this
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April 5th

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,
DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!
by GaY_shit October 18, 2019
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April 5th

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.
Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick
by Ryka0904 January 11, 2023
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April 5th

National ask out your crush day

What are you still doing here go one
April 5th is a day of the year
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April 5th

National Roast ppl day
Roast anyone on this day.
Person 1: Today's April 5th!
Person 2: Imma roast u
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April 5th

April 5th is national beat the fuck out of Trike v2 day
did you know april 5th is national beat the fuck out of trike v2 day
by Coral69420 March 26, 2021
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