April 18

National Have Sex with a Friends Mom Day

Yo that girls mom over there looking kinda thicc today!

Man, just wait till April 18th and you can tear the shit out of that ass!

by Negoid7 October 19, 2019

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April 18

April 18th is the best day, Its mine n my bf anniversary , Ppl tht were born on this day are automatic W's !

Aww, did you see its April 18 they are gettin married !!

by Babyshark223456 April 11, 2022

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April 18

Someone born on this day is super toxic. They are also those kinda people that think blue eyes are a personality trait. I'm also getting short vibes... Oh and they prolly get "hurt" a bunch.

Person 1: You don't have to start this kinda drama...
Person 2: I was actually born on April 18th so I do actually..
Person 1: I am so sorry!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Your parents don't love you do they?
Person 2: ...-cries like a bitch-

by Mydadcamebackwiththemilk October 28, 2020

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April 18, 2018

The day all the fuckboys of the internet hyped up the destruction of Tilted Towers, and were let down when nothing happened.

"Hey man, did you know Tilted is gonna be destroyed today? It's April 18, 2018. Ali-A said so."

by OHHHYEAAADADDDY May 28, 2018

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April 18, 2006

the day the best, most amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, hot girl (which is also my lovely gf) was born!! i love you the absolute most babe, i really do. MEOW

person 1: what's today's date?
person 2: it's April 18, 2006
person 1: OMG ITS MY GF'S BDAY

by meowmeowfr May 26, 2023

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