Approaching occupational neurosis

The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.

(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."

"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"

"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"

(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"

by Cirdellin December 30, 2009

Band-Aid Approach

An approach to child-spacing.

You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.

People who space their kids 18 months or less apart take the "quick and painful" Band-Aid Approach. But people who space their kids more than 2 years apart are the ones who take the "plucking hair by hair" Band-Aid Approach.

by bellebeandog January 3, 2011

Blitzkrieg Approach

A step-by-step tactic for men at trying to win the affection of a woman. It's called a blitzkrieg because it forces a guy to accomplish quick goals in short periods of time to accomplish the main goal of "seducing" the woman in a week's time.

Vise was so into Maria that he used the Blitzkrieg Approach on her to avoid making any mistakes such as losing her attraction for him.

by VisexXxEvans March 14, 2010

Low Approach

It's when your getting ready to go down on a woman and the stench is so bad you lift your face up and leave.

Steve: Dude, I had to do a Low Approach on that skank last night, it smelled like a dead cat!

Kyle: Bro, you should have done a Touch and Go first!

by Angry Controller November 10, 2011

approach anxiety

The butterflies feeling when you get in your guts when you want to talk to a HB.

I've got a real sticking point with women, I can't get over my approach anxiety.

by Mr_Nobody November 6, 2006

Baker Approach

To act of entering something from the wrong direction. To go in the out door. Often associated with homosexual acts.

After a large amount of brown drinks, Chris decided to try the Baker approach.

by The Unbuckler July 7, 2012

the gustavo approach

where a man/woman approaches a mate with the sexual intent of a baboon. usually making monkey noises whilst nutting in their pants

i tried the gustavo approach on jessica last night , it worked out well.

by gustavo996 January 23, 2022