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analpedic

Derived from the english statement:
"And then I shoved its foot up its ass." The full sentance is usually used after something completely hilarious, stupid, or incomprehensible to make it into something comprehensible or really really hilarious. Used mostly by high school seniors to rag on stupid quotes or sayings.
Usage:
"Then god struck me down from the white and blue gleeming heaven onto the dirty earth, on to which i gave a goliath like scream "URSULA!" which penetrated deeply into the core from which formed a chasm whose protection i use to sleep while i have nightmares of ursula, god, and a monkey."
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"And then I shoved its foot up its ass..."
by kaiocool December 7, 2004
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analgestic

adj- When something is so utterly gay that you just think that it’s analgestic. (Anal and majestic)
Mr. Fun walks into a gay bar just to see how it’s like, and you accidentally/unfortunately ease-drop and two gay guys rambling on about how their “encounter” with a “friend” and you just think how analgestic that must have been.
by The_Chubby_One April 29, 2019
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Analytical Geometry

One of the precursors of Calculus that is extraordinarily tidied and boring. It has little to do with regular Geometry in regard to it being a Mathematical Hierarchy in school.
It's mostly leftover randomonium from Trigonometry that has to be learned to take Calculus.

The only people who wind up taking this are people who could get through Geometry in the first place (which is why there are less definitions of this than regular "Geometry").
Since math is in logical form, studies of shapes are mathematical; therefore, this fits the description and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot-of-all-trades for not recognizing that (which are a lot of the definitions of "Geometry").
Guy 1: "The only math class I could take this semester that was available is Analytical Geometry."

Guy 2: "Well, I'll see ya in about ten months from now, when you pass it."

Guy 1: "That sounds about right".
by Allabastor MaRoe January 2, 2012
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Analytical Race Theory

Aalytical Race Theory argues that browns and blacks are significantly inferior to whites in their nature, nurture, and volition. This means in their biology, culture, and ethics. It also means in their intelligence, upbringing, and private, personal choices.

Because of these considerable, statistical weaknesses, brown and black people succeed less well than white people, personally, socially, and economically. Their failures are not due to systemic, institutional, hidden, or secret racism by whites or society.

But because these obvious and important truths are almost entirely evaded or lied about, colored people end up hugely suspicious and paranoid about their inexplicable lack of success. They tend to blame everyone – and with cause. Colored folks plaintively cry out: “Where are all the brown and black Aristotles, Ciceros, Leonardos, Edisons, Einsteins, Sam Waltons, Warren Buffets’s, Steve Jobs’s, and Bill Gates’s?” But such figures don’t exist, historically or currently.

Almost all white, brown, and black intellectual, civic, and political leaders today choose to evade or lie about this. The result is unfocused brown and black bitterness, and hatred at their unknown enemies. Racial mistrust, tension, and conflict flourish, as does hatred of whites.

ART teaches that inter-racial harmony, cooperation, and friendship would rise dramatically if only people would stop lying. Browns and blacks would also uplift themselves radically, if only they knew what the problem was.
Analytical Race Theory contrasts vividly with Critical Race Theory as a way to defeat racial bigotry.
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analeice

A whore bitch who cheats on many people in her life time. Usually grows up to be a pornstar
Wow she is a real Analeice
by Shrek is my dad October 30, 2017
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Analopticalitis

A nerve that runs from your anus to your eye gets inflamed causing you to have a shitty outlook on life.
I have a shitty outlook on life, My Doctor said I have Analopticalitis
by klink56 March 6, 2017
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Analyticaling

The action of a social media expert when they are analyzing social media platforms.
Sorry I am too busy analyticaling.
by xoxstephanie May 23, 2014
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