the most fucking annoying bitch you will ever fucking meet. she prob lives in jax florida. she tries too hard with guys and doesn’t realize she’s actually really fucking ugly.
by thatoneslutlol March 18, 2020
Get the alyssamug. the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.
by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020
Get the alyssamug. a fucking backstabbing butch that doesn’t know how to act. a bitch is fake and will be as fake as she can.
by peeps730 June 12, 2019
Get the alyssamug. by Mighty Mikes Money Man December 6, 2018
Get the alyssamug. omg its that bitch Alyssa!
by girlygirl17347356 October 10, 2017
Get the alyssamug. a alyssa is a hoe who is a bitch and she will fuck your husband and your kids will call her mommy two . alyssa is the girl you want to kill. don’t mess with a alyssa
by niftyfiftykitties March 9, 2019
Get the alyssamug. by Valeria Cheera Cook June 18, 2018
Get the alyssamug.