alyssa

the most fucking annoying bitch you will ever fucking meet. she prob lives in jax florida. she tries too hard with guys and doesn’t realize she’s actually really fucking ugly.
yo, that bitch alyssa, ya i can’t fucking stand that bitch.
by thatoneslutlol March 19, 2020
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the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.
friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.
by yumycumjuic3 June 08, 2020
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a fucking backstabbing butch that doesn’t know how to act. a bitch is fake and will be as fake as she can.
do you hear hissing

oh it’s just alyssa
by peeps730 June 12, 2019
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alyssa is a catfish bitch who shat herself and went out with a small dude called adam
“have you seen how different alyssa looks in real life
by Mighty Mikes Money Man December 06, 2018
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someone who is loud petty spreads rumors and is dramatic
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a alyssa is a hoe who is a bitch and she will fuck your husband and your kids will call her mommy two . alyssa is the girl you want to kill. don’t mess with a alyssa
alyssa ruined my life and now my ex won’t lay me child support
by niftyfiftykitties March 10, 2019
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Has a 3in tall temper and only has fun in a book, online (alone!), or at the pool!
Today Alyssa punched me in the stomach!
by Valeria Cheera Cook March 13, 2017
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