Alien Martian Tripods

These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:

1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit

The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.

by billybobjoendus April 2, 2022

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allenmacpac2017

THIS KID WILL NEVER BE NEXT TO YOU WHEN YOU RUSH RED, LITERALLY NEVER.

me : "allen im rushing red, follow me"
allenmacpac2017: ok im coming
me: ALLEN WHERE ARE YOU????? THEY ARE ON ME!!
allenmacpac2017 : yu didnt tell me you were rushing

by The_glubbus_creator_1 April 12, 2021

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Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

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Mahi-Allan

Its an ideal sort of relationship with lots of ups and downs, sometimes it is quite fast to end but if it lasts it will be very beautiful to watch and better to be in (often very wet)

Look at Jane and Jack they're in a Mahi-Allan relation

by Hotworder August 21, 2020

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