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First Three Albums Theory

The theory that any combination of the first three albums by a band have higher ratings than albums four and higher. Basically, albums one through three are all better than any album released after the thid album.

Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.
Eminem is a great example on the First Three Albums Theory.
by Domocunt February 4, 2010
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Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.
Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!
by .cryaboutit November 13, 2021
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headphone album

Album that is supposedly best listened to on headphones, as opposed to being played over loudspeakers.
'Our Endless Numbered Days' is a headphone album.
by headphones_dude August 27, 2005
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one album wonder

Common in the '90s, a one album wonder is an artist who puts out one successful album and several singles, and then quickly fades into obscurity. This is different from one-hit wonders from the 80's, who only had one hit single.
The Cranberries, Garbage, and Alanis Morissette are all exampls of a one album wonder in varying degrees.
by inxblot October 18, 2007
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Album Purist

Someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumer or albumist. Opposite of songer or songist.
Some album purist was aching me for buying a few songs off of iTunes.
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
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no skip album

A no skip album is defined as an album by a musician/singer that has no bad songs, therefore, you don’t need to skip any when listening to it.

example:
Speak Now” by American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift
Speak Now is a no skip album bro... every song on it hits”
by urienerd May 13, 2021
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black album

Released in 1991 by Metallica.
Become known as the "Black Album" due to it's cover.

In 2003, Jay-Z released his final album, also known as "The Black Album", only to confuse fans of both artists.
*Guy 1 picks up Jay Z CD*
Guy 2: Yo, play some Dont Tread On Me!
Guy 1: Wha?
*Guy 1 plays 99 problemz*
*Guy 2 leaves room*
by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004
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