Alberto

Alberto is an anti-social douchebag. He is reserved to himself and rarely ever opens up. On the good side, his humor is immaculate and people enjoy his company. He is a loving and caring dude when he wants to be. He's one of kind. He can be moody but that's what makes him special.

"wow! he's so bipolar"

"yep definitely an Alberto"

by albertoisntbipolar June 8, 2020

Alberto

Alberto is a tall Mexican man. Gets lot of girls, and knows the entire fucken city. He is very nice but can be an asshole at times. He’s very reckless and can be a little crazy but it’s okay, because he’s alberto what can we say. Whenever ur with him you’ll be safe. He’s got every thing under control. His body count is super high, he’s for the highway!

Alberto is such a player.

by Elixabeth December 8, 2021

Alberto

The bastard that gives weird letters to girls

Hey Alberto that girl is hot don’t write her a letter you idiot!

by Fortnights February 17, 2022

Alberto

He's the most toxic piece of shit you'll ever meet

Person 1: "Why is Alberto so toxic dude wtf"

Person 2: "Idk the guy plays siege so"

by Ash main 6969 October 12, 2018

Alberto

Alberto è una persona che ti romperà il cuore con le sue parole piene di asprezza e disprezzo, mentre tu non hai fatto altro che stargli vicino.

Cosa ti ho fatto di male Alberto?

by donutsthebitch June 19, 2017

Be an Alberto

To be the fucking boss

When you get to fuck da pussy you get to be an Alberto

by Juatma555 December 8, 2017

Alberto

Some doofus who is gorgeous as hell.

someone: yo who has that goofy ahh haircut?

me: shut up that’s Alberto.

by kkayakk September 5, 2022