Alyssa

The most beautiful girl in the world ,she says she hates her laughter but it always brings a smile to me she never gives up she's smart and the nicest person I've ever met she is irreplaceable and all I've ever wanted to tell her is I love you Alyssa You're the bestest 😊

Will you go out with me Alyssa?

by For Alyssa tan January 15, 2017

alaskan angry bull

Alaskan angry bull:

the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.

eight full seconds count as a qualified ride.

variant form of alaskan dragon

hey dude i just pullef an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night

really? did you qualify?

you know i did!

Ayyy!

*high five*

by _N8 June 22, 2016

Alyssa

An adorable and beyond gorgeous girl with a giant heart. She is very self conscious but tries not to show it. She has beautiful big eyes. She falls for guys too easily but when she finds the one, she'll make sure to let him know hes her world. Alyssa is also a tiny girl who won't hesitate to stick up for her friends. But overall, Alyssa will affect your life. No matter who you are.

Omg, I didn't realize how different my life could change when i met Alyssa! i love her

by whodatwhodatiggy February 4, 2015

Alyssa

Alyssa is a very quiet and shy girl to those she doesn't quite know but is actually really random, funny, and outgoing. She is very beautiful and has amazing legs however she is very self-conscious and dosent accept herslef and others compliments. She is very smart and has several fandoms. She is an avid fan of many sports despite belief and is only athletic in a few. She hides her true feelings and is there to comfort others often. She is very sweet and is often heard complimenting and empowering others with her words. She is never one to seek out relationships and always second guesses any decision she makes. She is also very social but prefers to stay home with a good book or the Internet. She is one who will try her hardest at everything and won't stop til it's perfect. She is truly amazing and one to never let go.

Guy1: How was your date yesterday with Alyssa?

Guy2: It was the best! We watched her favorite tv show and made out for a while after!

Guy1: Awesome! She's a good one bro.

Guy2: I know. I'll never let her slip away.

by HPR2D2 September 2, 2013

alaskan flu

Having sex through the nose, and once the guy ejaculates, the girl sneezes, and the snot is white, like Alaska.

"Do you have any weird fetishes?"
"Yeah, I love the alaskan flu."
"Das Nasty Mane"

by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013

alyssa

Alyssa is the kind of girl who makes people always smile. She is always trying to find ways to have fun, and make people have fun too. Alyssa can be shy at first but once you get to know her, she is outstandingly social! Alyssa is the kind of girl you want to be really close friends with. She is not the kind of girl you want to bully/be mean to her, cause she can be Fierce/strong/and say rude things But, she never does because she loves right about everyone she knows. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Alyssa will never give up on making someone in need for a smile, she will tell jokes, make silly faces, Say & do weird things like: Dancing, acting like a clown, etc. Alyssa is the definition of friendship and happiness.

"It's true, I meet a girl named Alyssa way back . And we are still great close friends."

by Daisyhallo December 29, 2016

Alaskan Yev

The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.

Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.

by Maxie<3Yev June 9, 2013