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Guilt Airlines

The guilt trip feisty parents like to send their children on when the darlings have become too big to spank.
Sorry, dude, I can't rage with you tonight. My room is a mess and my dad just gave me a one-way ticket on Guilt Airlines.
by droogie toogie August 28, 2012
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United Airlines

An airline that removed its paid customer by using excessive force.
Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
by WeAreLOL April 11, 2017
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airpuke

AIRPUKE

a quick reactionary post to a thread based on emotions void of intellectual thought .......

A.I.R.P.U.K.E. = Accelerated Ignorant Reactionary Post Unknowingly Keyed Electronically
John Smith, once again, we thank you here on our forum for your airpuke - have a nice vacation from our internet community.....Sincerely, The Moderators
by mymint87 November 17, 2012
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United Airlines

A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.
Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"

Or

"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"
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airsucking

The act of making blowjob motions in the air (sometimes including cupping of the balls) so a work mate, who is in the process of shining the bosses knob, can see you but said boss can not.
Joe was really shining Jimmy's knob. What a suck ass! I had to walk up behind him and do a little airsucking. Unfortunately for me, Jimmy could see my reflection in the window!
by headsilverback July 13, 2009
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Ailuranthrope

An ailuranthrope is a feline-specific therianthrope or therian. The term is derived from two Greek words; "ailouros" meaning cat, and "anthropinos" meaning human.

Examples of typical ailuranthropes would include a lion therianthrope, a clouded leopard therianthrope, or a panther therianthrope.
I'm a jaguar therian, but I prefer to be called an ailuranthrope.
by Winter Paws January 19, 2007
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United Airlines

A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.
by ZKOS April 12, 2017
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