affront

To belittle or insult someone openly and to their face,thus causing them to feel dejected.

On February 24, 1980, 9 year old Luke affronted his brother,10 year old Linus,by saying,"Well,it looks like YOU have a RECTANGLE head!" thus causing Linus to lose his pompom snowhat and end up dejected and barehead,with a cold head,and Linus' hair a fright.

by JMC70 January 2, 2017

affgot

A intentionally mispelled version of the word "faggot". Often used in AOL instant messenger conversations.

Hey Mike, isnt Don such a fucken affgot?

by Junior1023 February 17, 2008

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.

What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

by Libertatis December 26, 2018

Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.

Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt

by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010

afflecking

'afflecking: Publicly wallowing in moral disgust and righteous indignation rather than criticizing ideas on their merits. Publicly accusing someone of being racist because they criticize a religion or an ideology is an example of afflecking.

I tried to reason with her but she just kept afflecking.

by fire ape May 3, 2016

Ben Affleck

Matt Damon's bitch.
Has a thing for chicks named "Jennifer".

1: Who's that guy married to Jennifer Garner?
2: You mean Matt Damon's bitch, Ben Affleck?

by Arrieth January 31, 2008

Affluenza

A condition which occurs in Rich People (tm) whereby they have an unwarranted sense of entitlement.

That rich bloke suffers from affluenza.

by Hugh Jourbe November 24, 2003