A social academic is what every college girl is looking for. He is the perfect balance between social charisma and academic excellence. It is important to note that a social academic cannot be too social or too academic, but rather a perfect balance between the two. This makes the social academic a rare and desirable breed of male specimen.
Sydney: "I really like Danny, but he's just not a social academic."
Taylor: "That sucks, my boy is a commerce major and can do a keg stand for 3 minutes. He's a perfect social academic."
Taylor: "That sucks, my boy is a commerce major and can do a keg stand for 3 minutes. He's a perfect social academic."
by crazyducks January 20, 2015
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Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?
Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention
Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob
Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention
Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob
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when you walk into class wearing the same clothes as the day before, evidently having spent the night cramming
cat was wearing that shirt when i left the library last night at 1am, typical academic walk of shame...
by mamothman October 13, 2010
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by oliw April 17, 2011
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Friend 1: Hey man, are you doing ok?
Friend 2: Nah, man. I have the worst academic whiplash, finals are killing me.
Friend 2: Nah, man. I have the worst academic whiplash, finals are killing me.
by spyroman January 3, 2014
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This is due in six hours and I'm getting desperate...I think it's time for an academic booty call. "Heyyyyy this is Jenny from English class, have you started the project?"
by beaniemorton April 12, 2014
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Symptoms include: thinking lowly of a 3.8 GPA, have little or no social life, living at the library, and being addicted to barnes and noble.
Symptoms include: thinking lowly of a 3.8 GPA, have little or no social life, living at the library, and being addicted to barnes and noble.
That girl just cried tears of sorrow when she found out her rank was 16/832... she's definitely an academic dysmorphiac!
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