dick in a bottle

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

by D-Soul January 8, 2012

pussy in a bottle

Someone who is whipped by their partner, specifically girlfriend and they are trapped in that relationship

Omg he's such a pussy in a bottle

by Shake that booty July 12, 2016

Sex In A Bottle

A proposterious phrase used by Colorado Springs folk to describe an unatainable euphoric feeling.

Tim: Longboarding is awesome.
Ben: I know it's like sex in a bottle!
Jordan: What!?

by WickedPraisE January 28, 2009

Ship in a Bottle

an instance where, in desperate desire for sex, a man removes the tampon from a woman, ejaculates into her vagina and then reseals the vagina with the tampon trapping the semen inside.

She was on her time, but being as desperate as I was I gave her a ship in a bottle anyway.

by TheKingofSweden April 25, 2011

Pornstar in a Bottle

A mixture of Vodka and MDMA (Ecstasy), with a much higher ratio of Vodka. Usually 1 tab of MDMA per mickey (375ml) of Vodka. Has a much higher rate of success in acquiring sexual intercourse when consumed by the target female (or male). Thus the name "Pornstar in a Bottle" because it has the effect of making (usually women) have a very strong desire to fornicate.

Disclaimer: May be considered a "date rape" drink if you don't tell the consumer what's in it, but he/she will probably be so drunk and horny it will be you getting "raped."

Eg1: "Dude, I gave her some Pornstar in a Bottle, and she tore my boxers trying to get them off!"

Eg2: "He got me drunk off Pornstar in a Bottle, I couldn't keep myself contained.. It was the best sex I ever had!"

by Ryan R L August 7, 2007

Ship in a Bottle

When pissing in a bottle (preferably gatorade)slipping and getting your un erect penis stuck in the opening. Then due to the friction said penis becomes erect leaving the person with a wooden structure that they cannot get out of the bottle.

"Dude, I was pissing in a bottle when you hit that speed bump. Now I have a shiP in a bottle and can't get it out"

by Robert Magruder September 27, 2008

Alottle

A little and a lot

I had I alottle amount of pizza last night

by Kohaiwasalreadytaken March 3, 2019