abominable snowhand

A variation of the stranger, but instead of sitting on your hand to lose feeling you stick it in snow, ice, or the freezer. Also referred to as "The Icehand Cometh"

When Sophie dumped Joey on the top of Mt. Everest, the only thing he could do to numb the pain was give himself an abominable snowhand.

by weinerburg January 26, 2017

abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.

Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.

by Homeless Guy's pants May 4, 2018

god's abomination

A derogatory yet truthful term for gingers, peoples of which have no soul. As in South Park where Eric Cartman calls the ginger kids God's Abomination.

"Ed, you spud eating mic, you know you're God's Abomination with all that red hair, pale skin, not to mention RPH."

by theSWAMP November 9, 2009

abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

abomination

Gatorade mixed with Southern Comfort. Best for public places, like the fair, movies, etc.

"The abomination is proof that Southern Comfort mixes well with everything."

by peargotpeas March 6, 2009

abominable penis

When one's man tool or chicken is so massive that it hangs out of one's pants and drags accross the floor leaving a trail of blood and blistering the head and shaft.

"That dude had an abominable penis?"

by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005

I am abomination

A band full of overweight cocky assholes who do nothing but self-promote on myspace and smoke weed.

Dude, the singer of I am abomination is trying to have sex with that 13 year old over there.

by dudemancore19 April 5, 2009