A dude so handsome your brain will melt the second you see him. He’s quick-witted and fiercely funny. Tomas cares about other people and is extremely comfortable to hang out with. If you’re lucky enough to have a Tomas in your life, you should thank his mother by sending her pictures of adorable baby animals. Preferably cute little kittens(as Tomas obviously is a cat person). Tomas is the perfect guy.
Some even claim he has supernatural powers.
Some even claim he has supernatural powers.
by honeysugarlump November 15, 2016
An act of ejaculating on an old woman's breasts and then making her lick it off, a good exercise for the old woman as well as entertainment for the man.
by MortusX October 03, 2017
A super sweet and handsome guy. He loves to cuddle, and likes cats.
He's over all a great human being, and never fails to make me smile.
He's also big homo
He's over all a great human being, and never fails to make me smile.
He's also big homo
Tomas is an amazing person
by Miles is big dumb July 28, 2019
My boy was sayin to give him the control and i was like naa and he was yellin n' shit so i throw it at him and say TOMA
by DarioEggie July 18, 2008
An acronym for Tits on my Ass. Used whenever the long winded phrase is out of the question, or when you feel the urge to use it in an inappropriate environment.
Jay: Looks like Daniel's going to flake again...
Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass!
Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude
Jay: TOMA!
Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass!
Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude
Jay: TOMA!
by JyKm May 25, 2009
A greasy manlet who can often be found jelking to shitler. He laugh like the joker if he had a baddragon up his ass. He can be found on the floor in bathrooms ass gaffling for quarters
Ew you dated tomas?!*vomits*
by ToofBoof May 26, 2020