rod

Rod is a great guy who is really hard to get to know. He makes a lot of dirty jokes and is sometimes extremely vulgar but once you get to know the real him, you will never want to let him go. He is sort of a fuckboy but is extremely attractive. Once you have him in your sites, he will haunt your dreams for a week. His body is mesmerizing and is possibly the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. He is the most wonderful looking man you will ever lay your eyes on. Damn.
"Damn. Did you see the new guy rose? He is SOOO hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard that he slept with Julie."

"Rod told the funniest dirty joke today!"
"Yeah, that guys the best."
by FUNNYBUN August 28, 2016
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Rod

Rod is that guy with the long, dark brown hair that no girl can resist. He's usually getting girls horny with his amazing singing skills. Tends to flex his beautifully shaped abs to impress the girls and make them automatically orgasm they pussies. Also, Has an extremely large penis.
jenny: Hey have you seen any Rods today?
Katy: OMG!! I just came from the hospital along with 7 other girls who got extreme horny-nietis
Jenny: Im horny now
Katy: Lets go find a rod
Jenny: Lets gooo! :Katy
by Jeeennyyyyyyy September 29, 2011
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Rodding

The Act of enjoying Pretzel Rods with your friends or roomates.
Bill and I were Rodding last night
by Rodmaster June 24, 2011
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Rod

rod meaning a car
used in edmonton n18
manz got a new rod with blacked out tintz
by nueve November 29, 2004
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rod

A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...
Yo man want to go smoke a rod?
by Willow October 02, 2005
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Rod

To mislead and/or falsify for the purpose of evading one's friends.
Man, I got totally Rod'd last night, my friend Bill said he was coming out but then totally ditched us!
by The Casual Male September 22, 2013
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rod

a big ass dick that can fuck girls just how they want there pussy to get fucked. hard and smooth. a penise bigger than size 6 for dicks.
that girl wanted my rod because she new it would fuck her right.
by whyusoblack July 02, 2011
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