national show a guy your tits day

On April 26th it is manditory to show at least one guy your tits

Hey its national show a guy your tits day

*takes off shirt*

by Jesuscock April 12, 2017

I Got A Guy

To know somebody in a particular industry that you can turn to for a favor.

Dude, that is the most popular club in the city, we are never gonna get in tonight.

Yo, don't worry, I got a guy - he'll get us in - no problem.

by JayZaldo March 13, 2009

how to get a guy to talk to you

To get a guy to talk to you, let HIM make the first move. Make eye contact and SMILE! I like this guy Keagan... Hot as an oven cooking sizzlin' steak lemme tell ya. He has like brown curly ish hair and tan skin, he's about 5 9 maybe 5 10 which is not my ideal height ( I usually like taller guys) but the point being... You need to make eye contact, not too much to the point where he looks away first. You always have to look away FIRST. This case might be different when looking at your enemy, but he IS NOT. obviously lol. Anyways... While you are looking at each other, try to smile... I know its like kinda cheesy, but TRUST me. It freakin works every time. Ill let you know what happens with Keagan though. I'm still in the process... But with past guys, this is def the way to go. SO, make sure that you look in the mirror and smile maybe like the day before so that you know how to smile the right way and not look like a dork. Not that you do! I'm sure you're B-e-a-utiful inside and out! Ehem. Moving on... For dressing... Not the substance you put on salad but like clothes~ Whatever kind he wears: Sporty, emo, skater boy, bad boy, car geek, minecraft junkie, you dress accordingly with your, get this, shoes! But it can't look like nikes and a tennis skirt tho. Make sure it goes. Guys pay attention to your shoes. How do I know these meaningful messages you ask? Simple. my bsfs a guy. well, most of my friends are guys. also guys like eyeliner. k byeeeeee

Rando at bus stop: I need your cupid skills in the language of human canines!

Nora (me obvi): oh, honey. Imma hook you up like a teen gettin a two for one wendys deal.

How to get a guy to talk to you

by MissCupidofficial October 18, 2021

Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On November 8th you must give a guy your scrunchie because it’s international give a guy your scrunchie day

“Hey, it’s November 8th, Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day.”
*gives scrunchie*

by Hoppydylan October 28, 2019

Nov 7 National tell a guy he’s pretty day

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Nov 7 national tell a guy he’s pretty day is a wonderful day where u can tell a guy he’s pretty <3

by RandomAssBitchThatIsLonely November 7, 2021

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

by urmomaguy June 7, 2018