giving the ghost a blow job

When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.

"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"

by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006

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ghost a bitch october

Any girl that’s not a day one of yours can get ghosted.

It’s ghost a bitch October all y’all lame hoes gotta go!

by Cp2flyy October 5, 2020

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Fight a spooky ghost

Used to describe when someone masturbates and ejaculates all over the place. The term comes from Randy Marsh from South Park when he used that term as an excuse to why there was cum all over the place after jacking off to internet porn.

Peter Dutton just lost his seat and the federal election in a landslide. I'm off to fight a spooky ghost with Ali France.

by Rian Gigs II May 3, 2025

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Ghost in a jar

The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.

After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar

by chibisatan September 5, 2016

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Ghost-Bust a Nut

The art of a faked male orgasm. Pretending to ejaculate. When you grow weary of having intercourse with a female you may "ghost bust a nut" to end the experience.

Rodney: So...I got drunk and hooked up with this girl last night
Maurice: Really dude? Nice!
Rodney: Nah man, not nice! This chick was gross! When I finally sobered up I had to ghost-bust a nut and got out of there!

by casper the nut busting ghost September 2, 2009

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