take a hike mike

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.

Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.

by mikethehiker February 21, 2017

There's always a bigger Mike

You will never be the best.

There's always a bigger Mike

by 3-Seat November 27, 2021

A balless mike

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.

Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.

by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

Mike-a-licious

when your name is Michael but you are too bootylicious for you babe.

Look at him go, he must be Mike-a-licious!

by chikitacos514 November 20, 2018

A Big Mike

Big Mike
noun
1. The worst smelling crap a human can possibly unleash into a toilet. A bowel movement so foul that it somehow manages to stink up the entire room despite being fully underwater.

“Dude, don’t go in there for at least 20 minutes… I just dropped a Big Mike.”

by Suddenly Steph August 26, 2025

Mike-a-veli Special

A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.

Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.

by Da Hamburgla January 4, 2010

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018