Zoning

The act of sliding down a pole with ones nut sack hanging out with the direct aim of landing ones nut sack in to the mouth of a 'catcher' laying at the bottom of the pole.

The guy was a professional at zoning... he could drop his nutsack directly into the catcher's mouth it was unreal.

by Zonemaster666 May 1, 2021

Zoning

Someone who zones out stays in one spot, zoning on a phone or showing interest in something for hours at a time. And they act like they are not here on this planet and don't listen to a word you say to them while they in the zone.😎

Bill :. Chad over there "Zoning".
Felicia: damn Chad, you all zoned out on that phone
Bill : ZONED OUT NIQQA!😂

by lyndseygirl94 September 4, 2018

Zonino

Used in the same context, and with the same emotion as "WooHoo!" when you are celebrating/very satisfied with something. Originating from predictive text on mobile phones when woohoo is typed in.

"Dude, we just got free drinks at the bar"
"Zonino!"

by Rob Andrew October 18, 2004

zonian

American citizen who used to live in the Canal Zone there in Panama.

I miss my zonian friend, he is still livin' there in Panama..

by JCMC May 26, 2015

zonzon

A BL fan (fujoshi) who is a fan of ZeeNuNew ship, ship of Zee Pruk Panich and NuNew Chawarin Perdpiriyawong, who stared in the Thai BL Cutiepie the series.

Fujoshi #1 : OMG! Zee and NuNew are legit goals! I can’t with them!

Fujoshi #2 : OMG YOU’RE A ZONZON TOO? Aaaah! Yes, IKR! ZNN forever!

by FujoshiBitch May 17, 2022

ZonZon

Somebody who suffers from testicular torsion.

Yo ZonZon, did you twist your balls this morning?

by DeMarcus Cousins LXIX December 6, 2022

Gabe Zoning

Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts immensely with a man and gives him the illusion of eventually getting some. However, when he attempts to try and tap that ass, the girl shies away. Instead of the girl being honest with the man, admitting she isnt interested in him romantically, she puts him in a place that surpasses the Friend-Zone, Its the Gabe-Zone. Its pretty much the dark, deep, bottomless pit of always being a friend of a hot female, but with 0 benefits.

Gabe: "Hey man, I went on that date with Adriana yesterday."

Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"

Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."

Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"

Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."

by SomeAwesomeFemAnon July 19, 2013