zink

Common name for mildly retarded androgynous gimps that escape the humiliation of constant Trivial Pursuit defeats by frequenting gay bath houses in search of “stankhole.” Generally recognizable by their large misshapen foreheads, receding hairlines, and can of Busch Light held tightly in one hand. Can be dangerous if cornered, and normally never stray too far away from a steady source of DVD porn. Diet’s consist primarily of cheddar cheese, summer sausage, and midget cock.

Look at that idiot gag on that beer, the stupid Zink.

by Daisy March 13, 2003

Zinkerton

A race car driver who loves to drink budlight, fuck random hoes, and snores like a fuckin chainsaw. He is the number 2 driver for the aphrodisiac race team.

Yo zinkerton is snoring like a motha lets tbag his ass

by ingrexco September 8, 2005

Zinkers

A fat clown; Used to scare chilren.

As their parents left the room, turning off the light, Zinkers emerged from the shadows.

by Willy December 2, 2004

zinguzi

A man of the 21st century, popularly known on sites such as TacoNBanana.com and Shhroleplay.co.uk
Goes by the name "Zing" now. Don't fuck with Zinguzi.

Random Rebel: Hey, Zinguzi! Check this out!
Zing: Just call me Zing from now on, kthxbai. *shoots player in the head.*

by Austin (Zinguzi) June 18, 2008

zingus

The act of creating or delivering a humorous response or observation which results in the defamation in character or lower credibility of a person, place or object. The humorous comment typically would cause anger or sadness for any person that such comment was directed to. Ergo, causing a zing or burn type feeling resulting in possible depression and or lower feeling of self worth. Zingus has a lineage with its not so distante cousin zinger. In many circles, zingus is revered as the more modern day version of zinger.

"Did you see the shirt Kate is wearing?" - person A

"Yeah, it looks like it was handcrafted by the homeless" - person B

"Mission control to planet zingus! We have lift off!" - person A

by Mike & Shane March 11, 2006

zinkoia

A badass in all ways.

Damn he just got The zinkoia

by James corh February 21, 2017

zincury

Having low quality; loss of paper due to quality

Have you ever run out of paper because the quality is zincury

by Yxng bean April 15, 2021