Zhongli 

A funeral consultant with the fattest, most juicy ass in the whole of tevyat, ass cheeks so fat when he moves a milimetre it creates an earthquake because of those damn fat cheeks.

Zhongli has the fattest ass in Tevyat

Zhongli by zhonglisfatass May 26, 2022

Zhongli 

an idiot

Zhongli

Zhongli by zhonglisfatass May 30, 2022

zhongli 

Zhongli is one of the best manipulators in the entire game, as long with "ayaka"

Childe: "I know he uses me for mora, he is like the biggest manipulators."
Fatui agent: "Yes i know, fuck zhongli."

zhongli by yyanta December 19, 2021

Zhongli 

Another ugly ass archon, tf, why tf are the geo and anemo archon so damn ugly, aren’t they suppose to be archons-

Zhongli is grandpa

Zhongli by Venti Starbucks drink June 16, 2021

Zhongli 

geo daddy from genshin impact.

aether: yo you see that brown haired dude with a ponytail?

lumine: yeah, he's zhongli. he hot af.

Zhongli by incrediblyuniqueusername October 11, 2021

zhongli 

the hottest fucking character in all of genshin

zhongli is so hot that i feel like i dunno

zhongli by No.1TartagliaMainOnNASomeDay June 29, 2022

Zhongli 

Hot geo archon who can pull a fat meteor from the sky.

Omg! Zhongli is so hot that I want this cool guy in Genshin!!

Zhongli by akjdfshasef September 30, 2022