Another ugly ass archon, tf, why tf are the geo and anemo archon so damn ugly, aren’t they suppose to be archons-
Zhongli is grandpa
by Venti Starbucks drink June 17, 2021
a sexy geo god who has the power to take anyones man or girl at any time, no matter how good you think you look it’s always zhongli > everyone
some guy: my girl just broke up with me
other guy: is it because of big ball geo daddy zhongli?
some guy: yeah
other guy: is it because of big ball geo daddy zhongli?
some guy: yeah
by bigballjohn April 16, 2021
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Childe: "I know he uses me for mora, he is like the biggest manipulators."
Fatui agent: "Yes i know, fuck zhongli."
Fatui agent: "Yes i know, fuck zhongli."
by yyanta December 20, 2021
verb: to have an abnormally large male anatomy. These men are prone to; stealing yo girl, stealing yo mama, stealing yo sister, stealing yo daddy ( less often but still be cautious).
"MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A ZHONGLI BIG PILLAR"
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
by yomamasbodypillow December 11, 2020
The most attractive man to walk this earth other than xiao and arataki itto he is a georgeous sight ecspecially on nsfw sites -madame ping👵🏻
by Vexxx December 01, 2021
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