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Zookakke

A sexual act in which you will need the following animals:
An elephant, a lion, a zebra, and a llama.

The reciever of a zookakke must suck on the llama's penis while simulateously allowing the elephant to have anal sex with them while they lick the zebras vagina and allow the lion to chew on their dick.

Only one of these events have been recorded in 1934 by an Albanian munk before his untimely death in Africa on a Rhino hunt.
Does everybody know what time it is?
Judging by all of these exotic animals I would say it's ZOOKAKKE!!!!!!!!
by BronzeArmor March 20, 2008
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zoola

A moment or moments of total relaxation of the body and soul almost in a sense of feeling "high".
A: Let's relax a minute here under the tree, I am exauhsted.
B: Ahhhhh... what a zoola it is ..!
by LED March 14, 2005
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A closed agency local. Based on Zoo. Admin is called as Zoologist and member is called as Custodian. Established since 2020. The most comfortable home for many people. The safest place.
"Join Zoofaree yuk!?"
by zoofaree May 7, 2021
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Zoomali Incel

A lonely, unemployed, malnourished male from the country Somalia. They have an overinflated ego, are very racist against other Africans, very misogynistic and are characterized by their incredibly hideous looks:
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.

Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.

You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*

Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.

*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
by chewcyees September 24, 2023
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Zoomar

A sport that has ruled for over thousands of years and has three ultra-extreme levels.
Malcolm have you tried Zoomar?! It fuckin' beats that Parkour crap!
by Zoomar Groupie April 24, 2008
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zoozie

the prettiest of the pretty girls. popular in the 1920s flapper era.
"She's the bee's knees, a real zoozie!"
by justinjax March 11, 2009
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Zooz

An insanely amazinggg person with killer wit, charm, class, gawjuzness, intelligence, humour...the birthday of this creature is celebrated on the 2nd of Saffar.
Zain, Zoza, Zooz
by EugineAsvetek January 29, 2009
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