zoop

Suck (something) up.

I got zooped into a blue four's body? Wtf?

by boopboopbap January 6, 2023

Zoop

Zoop derives from the Axum word for Emperor, yet many Axums used the word to mean "shitty emperor" used to describe incompetent leaders.

King Solomon, that zoop bitch

by Stephen Kibrom March 9, 2021

zoop

n. the combination of sperm with semen

v. to ejaculate (usually on someone)

"I heard you zooped all over your gf yesterday."

"That white stuff on your shirt looks like zoop."

by zoopster9000 January 29, 2009

zoop

funny phrase to say when accomplishing a recent goal

i just punched you in the kneecaps
zoop!

by kolin215 March 27, 2009

Zooping

Zooping is the act in which an individual activly shits themselves while ziplining . The most common form of Zooping is achieved after a long night of drinking without thinking about the fact that you will be hanging on a wire 80 feet in the air flying from tree to tree the next day.

Lady: "Here he comes! He is going fast! What is that brown liquid pouring out of his shorts?"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"

by Lezteog April 3, 2017

zoops

when a veritable idiot screws up on a keyboard

hey i cnat tipe!
zoops!

by michelle l and john n January 26, 2003

Zoop

Etymology: English slang.
Function: noun.
See Zuppe.

Stop being such a Zoop and make up your damn mind!

by J.Hennessy March 30, 2005