zoop

Old Australian slang word referring to someone who is a loser or a poser. Used in wog communities during the 90s and 2000s.

Ibrahim: mate I'm a legend

Hammer: oh yeah? zoop more like it

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

Zoop

V. Shot over, sent in a hurry, expedited with serious intent

You NEED to check out this new site, i just zooped you the link!

by SendyBiiiish December 22, 2020

zoop

n. the combination of sperm with semen

v. to ejaculate (usually on someone)

"I heard you zooped all over your gf yesterday."

"That white stuff on your shirt looks like zoop."

by zoopster9000 January 29, 2009

zoop

funny phrase to say when accomplishing a recent goal

i just punched you in the kneecaps
zoop!

by kolin215 March 28, 2009

Zooping

Zooping is the act in which an individual activly shits themselves while ziplining . The most common form of Zooping is achieved after a long night of drinking without thinking about the fact that you will be hanging on a wire 80 feet in the air flying from tree to tree the next day.

Lady: "Here he comes! He is going fast! What is that brown liquid pouring out of his shorts?"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"

by Lezteog April 03, 2017

zoops

when a veritable idiot screws up on a keyboard

hey i cnat tipe!
zoops!

by michelle l and john n January 27, 2003

Zoop

Etymology: English slang.
Function: noun.
See Zuppe.

Stop being such a Zoop and make up your damn mind!

by J.Hennessy March 31, 2005