zeb donk

a child that is only happy whilst in a door bouncer

Fred: look at her bouncing
George: What a zeb donk!

by glitter junkiee May 7, 2009

Zeb

Zeb means a dick in Arabic, z-e-b

My friend stuck his zeb in my pussy

by Didn’t ask 1001 January 15, 2021

Zeb

The shortened name for a character from Norse mythology zebphrisious a person (mainly depicted as a man) who made a lot of small changes everywhere he went and made an impact on life but never made a legacy for himself. (A legend of sorts)

Hey is that Zeb they/she/he is so inspiring

by Justsuyoknow March 28, 2022

Zeb Wadoud

A singularity in the world, when a person's penis is small it's considered null

Karim : did you know that brahim broke up with that girl
Fadi : yes it was because he had zeb wadoud

by Hanxngl November 29, 2021

Zeb

Someone who is associated with the LGBTQ+ community, oversized, and has a bigger ego than dick

Dude that guys totally a zeb.

by Sophia Imran April 17, 2025

Zeb Fck Schulz

Zeb Fck Schulz is a philosopher, accountant and a genius who is of the magical ancient rhino species called a “Fuck”.

Zeb is also the older brother of famous social media personality and musician, Gus Fck Schulz.

Zeb is always full of spit facts and annoyingly long responses to relatively simple things.

“i should take magnesium tablets more”

“imagine paying five thousand dollars for a portion of a coin that doesn’t exist”

“spains crime rate got me like :(“

“1000 men marched to fight at 145 Princes Highway, none of them made it to the door.”

“Did you knoooow…”

- Zeb Fck Schulz quotes

by gusfckschulz December 11, 2024

Zeb

The guy who copies everyone else no matter what. He buys the same food as you, the same clothes, the same games, and so on. He tries to steal all your jokes and loved ones and even likes to play bongos.

He´s doing a Zeb on you

by ApeZerdius December 7, 2022