Your mom

Lots of yo mama jokes

who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.

by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019

Your mom

Someone whose fiddle I diddled last night

I fiddled and diddled your mom last night

by Lil mommy March 1, 2022

Your mom

The fatest living creature in the world, weights more than 50000 elephants

What's the biggest thing in the world?
Your mom

by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Your mom

Its a type of person that gave birth to you and most of the time they hate you but yeah they sometimes love you but hate you more

Were did this water come from

A guy from your school "your mom"

by Your mom fan🐢 December 9, 2019

Your mom

The "thing" that gets made fun of every 10 minutes.

You know who is "......"? Your mom!

by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016

Your mom

Your mom is your mom

Guy One: Hey dude
Guy Two: What
Guy One: YOUR MOM
Both Guys: BAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

by YOURYOURYOURYOURMUMM March 15, 2022