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You Suck At Life

A phrase created, coined, and popularized by user theunsurpassed on an internet message board titled "The Vestibule" at boards.ign.com. "You suck at life" is now a very popular internet term, thanks to the brilliance that is theunsurpassed's thinking.
"This day didn't go so well. I'm not sure how to feel right now." says some random guy.

"It would be wise to immediately kill yourself and wipe your pathetic, stinking, curse of a face off this damned earth. You suck at life, kill your miserable self." says theunsurpassed, in response to some random guy.
by truth November 21, 2003
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-something a teenage girl yells at you when she knows she is in the wrong
-something said when your pissed but can't find the words to express it

and when repeated in a story to coworkers everyone just looks a round and says what the fuck

-can also be shortened to FUSD (which sounds like some weird std)
on the sidewalk outside small shops:
Sales Woman: Excuse me but I know what you did and that was very immature of you even if you won't admit it!!
Stupid Girl: (turns around and screams) Fuck You Suck Dick!!!!!
by ElysiaJenKaitlyn March 12, 2008
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why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.
You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?
by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013
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You suck

Expressing extreme jealousy towards someone, usually towards a friend.
Buddy 1 - I got a new car!
Buddy 2 - Aw man, you suck! I want a new car!

Girl 1 - Take a look at my new earrings!
Girl 2 - Girl! You suck! Those are the one's I wanted to get!
by i suck too April 8, 2019
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by YOUSUCKYASQUEEN March 14, 2022
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You suck young bum

A radiohead reference. From the song We suck young blood, an insult to a radiohead fan. Insulting Radiohead's music or one's knowledge of Radiohead.
I'm sorry I can't belive you didn't know that, you suck young bum!
by Emory February 12, 2006
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"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.
*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"
by Mike Thompson July 24, 2008
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