yo momma!

A random thing to shout when bored.

Dude: I'm bored.
Other Dude: So?
Dude: Yo momma!

by bobauly April 01, 2008

yo momma

Someone who is so fat that she has two area codes.

Yo mamma's so fat, I ran around her and got lost.

by dj gs68 August 24, 2003

yo momma

Funny jokes when someone tries to insult someone else by insulting their mother.

Yo momma is so stupid... when she became a bank robber, she held up the ATM machine at gunpoint.

by lunar shadows August 27, 2004

yo momma

Unfortunately a pretty bad retort to another person's insult.

Bob: "Joe your memory is about as bad as a goldfish."

Joe: "Yo momma."

by Saeed aka Armorking July 30, 2005

yo momma

1. The absolute BEST retort to any and all insults.
2. The target of many insults. How everyone's mother can be so many things at the same time is beyond me.

1."Hey little boy, CounterStrike is that way. This game is for real players."
"Yo momma"

2."Yo momma is older than you

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

Yo Momma

These two words can be used in many ways, like insulting or talking about someone's mother. Of course, the things people joke about are entirely inappropriate, usually. Sometimes they aren't too bad.

Jeff-Hey, Joe!
Joe-Yus, Jeff? What's up?
Jeff- YO MOMMA IS WHAT'S UP!
Joe-That didn't make any sense.
Jeff-YO MOMMA DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Joe-Man, seriously?
Jeff-Yo momma, seriously?
Joe-This is too hard to deal with. You're a big idiot.
Jeff-YO MOMMA IS BIG!

by WJMack June 19, 2015

Yo momma's

Used when some angry person has no other insults. It is used to describe your Mom in an insulting way

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is the equator!

by Some_funny_car August 22, 2020