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lawnmower

An alcoholic beverage containing vodka and wheatgrass juice. Invented by Homer Simpson from episode 5F19 of The Simpsons, "When You Dish Upon a Star."
Ron Howard: (sniffing Homer's breath) Do I smell vodka ... and wheatgrass?
Homer: It's called a lawnmower, I invented it, do you want one?
by Cintari May 18, 2008
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Lawnmower

A sexual manuever in which an individual has his/her partner pull large anal beads out of their ass so fast and hard it looks like they are trying to start a lawnmower.
Why is Allan walking so funny? I guess his girl gave him another lawnmower last night.
by PlayDoc October 25, 2006
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East Coast Lawnmowers

A spoof on the pop culture brand West Coast Choppers, making fun of guys who turn things into cool toys.
I saw a girl at the far with an East Coast Lawnmowers shirt on pushing her biker boyfriend around.
by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004
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lawnmowered

To get extremely stoned and/or to be chopped off the grass.
I just smoked an eighth of white widow and I'm super lawnmowered man.
by B Show May 6, 2011
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Lawnmower

When you're so pissed at someone that you bend them over and you put your hand through their legs and grope their whole ballsack and pull it back like you're starting a lawnmower.
Jack took my phone so I couldn't control myself and had to lawnmower him.
by The Chronic Method May 17, 2016
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English Lawnmower

The Art of spinning your dick around while smacking a girls face.
Damn i just got the worst english lawnmower ever
by Majestic J April 24, 2009
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Go Fuck A Lawnmower

When you're too pissed to just say "Fuck You".

Can also be said " go fuck your daddy's lawnmower".
"Hey, can I have back those CDs you borrowed from me? It's been three months"
"Actually, I don't have them anymore."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I gave them to Tom who let Joe borrow it who wanted to show them to his girlfriend who's mother took them away from her and erased them so that she could send them to some kids in Africa so they could save their homework on them."
"Dude... Go fuck a lawnmower"
by NyaNya January 5, 2008
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