Youssef

A fucking brat that nobody wants to talk to. A magnet that deserves to be left alone all his life.

Quit following me around, stop acting like a Youssef!

by kanyehoe May 11, 2017

youssef

someone who does everything for the group of friends hes in.

youre being a youssef, get me water

by king coolness September 28, 2017

Youssef

A very arab person usually referred to as Belal, Mousa, or Yousamma

Guy 1: Woah, hey Belal
Youssef: Salam

by Say wallah bro January 14, 2020

Youssef

Dumb ass nigga

Youssef, the midget

by Donald trump is cool December 2, 2019

Youssef

Youssef usually looks like a gorilla or an iraqi male
you should never trust a youssef they are most likely to fraud there friends

sisters usually tend to go for guys with this name

remember the scarfs for allah but the ass is for abdullah

boy : hey can i use your after pay
girl: sure ! but don't chuck a youssef

by fufumasala December 16, 2019

Youssef

A Finnish/Middle Eastern boy who likes little kids and is extremly perverted, watches porn all day and gets 0 ladies (might be a terrorist)

Me: Hey Youssef what time is it?
Youssef: Starts singing Russian anthem.
Me: oh thanks!

by sex haver27 March 8, 2020

Phil Youssef

Most generous, kind man soft hearted, loving

Follow Phil Youssef on Instagram: @phil_yous

by The15mygirl November 9, 2019