National Beat Your Wife Day 

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

National Beat Your Wife Day by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife 

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! 

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! by NougatNewt March 28, 2022

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate by RazerRD May 11, 2010

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife 

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019