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you don't know me but i killed your brother

If you say the phrase 'You don't know me but I killed you're brother,' your actually telling that person you kicked their cat and you're very sorry.
by YoUrMoThEr6969 December 8, 2007
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Your like a brother to me.

FUCK! The last thing you ever want a girl to tell you. Basically means "I love you but I will never sleep with you." This is cruel and almost inhuman to say to a boy. The worst part about it is that girls actually thinks by saying this they won't hurt your feelings. In reality the guy would rather you tell him "You have no chance."
Mike: Yo Alex I think I'm tell Becky how I feel.

Alex: Finally man. How you planning on doing this?
Mike: Dude I'm hanging with her tomorrow. I told her I'd help her out setting up for the big party.
Alex: Alright man good luck with that.

-------Tomorrow--------

Mike: Hey wasup Becky, I set up all the tables and drinks.

Becky: Aww thank you so much. Your such a big help. what would I do with out you.

Mike: Don't worry about it. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to --

Guy who saves you from making the biggest mistake of your life: Sorry to interrupt but we need help putting up this banner

Becky: He can help you out. What were you gonna say?

Mike: Um..I'll tell you later.

Becky: Thank you so much for helping me your like a brother to me.

Mike:........ *thoughts(fml)

Guy...: Alright then, come on brother.
by MoneyMoneyBitches. May 3, 2010
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Your like a brother to me

100% of the time what Girls say to me.🙂😐😔😢😭
Oh, but your like a brother to me.
by SadFox56 May 31, 2021
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Your like a brother to me

what whores say about people they’re sleeping with
“are you sleeping with Alex as well?”

“no your like a brother to me”
by goovjnfjk July 30, 2019
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Your Brother A Mother

Just like all the other, God killing, insults such as ur Mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your sister a mister... but this is a forbidden word that should not be used unless very, VERY necessary... You must ask god for permission before using this insult because it has the power to create severe earthquakes
Mark:hey, ur mom gay
Carl:ur daddy lesbian
Mark:*almost dies* ur granny tranny!!
Carl:*has severe heart attack but survives* YOUR SISTER A MISTER!!
Mark:no u! *deflects*
Carl:*prays*oh precious God of the heveans, the time has come for me to use this sacred insult... PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR WILL AND PERMISSION!!

God: I got u nigga
Carl: YOUR BROTHER A MOTHER!!!!!
*causes earthquakes*
Mark: OOOHHHH FUUUUU *dies from heart attack while being ripped to shreds by an unseen force and burned simultaneously*
by I think I’m a guy May 12, 2018
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Your my brother

saveing your best friend or someone u love so they can have another life
get the hell out of here and be a god dam man 'your my brother i know i know :(
by NonameNotFound March 22, 2021
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