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Wrinkleface

Someone that is always scrunching their face up at everything you say. A person that has constant wrinkles on their forehead even when they aren't even mad. This person always looks distraught.
"Look at that Wrinkleface" He looks mad!
by sheebababa October 7, 2010
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The Wrinkle-Brain Move

Relationship Tactic where you try and hook up and get a relationship with the person who just got out of a relationship. Sad people do this on a regular. These people are usually liked by many people, however when it comes to these terms, they are disliked for sloppy seconds.
Oh my god is Ben trying to use The Wrinkle-Brain Move to get with Robyn?! What a freak!
by Conaill Long February 16, 2021
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wrinkled neck brown trout

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout
I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.
by Vinno January 30, 2005
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wrinkled starfish

Females anus after anal sex, similar to pink sock. This suggests anus sagging with flaps of skin or perhaps hemoroids.
Dude: Did you get her ass?
Homie: I did it so hard I left her with a wrinkled starfish!
by Truckpipe August 21, 2008
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Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.
She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!
by Katie_Hill June 23, 2014
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nut wrinkle

the space between two little flaps of skin on the ball sack that incubates smelly,dirty sweat and leftover cunt drippings for the next person to lick
that britney is about as clean as a nut wrinkle
by rjrumples January 11, 2009
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wrinkle rub

One who rubs his flesh thermometer to ensure it's wrinkle free and ready for action.
Scotty did the wrinkle rub to Adam before he got his temp taken.
by The slap daddy! November 26, 2007
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