writing his name in the snow

While urinating in the snow one uses his urine stream to "write" his name in the snow.

"A snow storm? In

July?"

"Look everyone! John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!"
( the Simpsons "Bart gets an F" Season: 2, Ep: 14

by Rakis April 12, 2016

CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course

A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.

From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.

by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011

power writing

When you have a writing assignment due soon, but you are nowhere near finished with it.

Jeff: Dude, we have the paper due tomorrow! Have you started writing it yet?
Max: Nope, but I plan on power writing all 8 pages tonight.

by Music_Mania March 22, 2016

Writing

1.A hand exercise

2.The master key in English

3.What you use pen and a paper

for.

WRITING IS THE KEY OF ENGLISH.

by VictoriaCrown1 February 26, 2018

writing login pages

Originally written by Jonathan Coulton in his 2005 song "Code Monkey", Writing Login Pages is a euphemism for the monotony of computer programming and software engineering work. Thousands of STEM students will find themselves in soulless jobs where they will never complete a more challenging task than a traditionally simple thing like writing a login page.

I spent $80,000 on a degree that I thought would bring in good money doing something I'm passionate about. Instead I'm writing login pages.

by my name is not billy December 29, 2020

Anime writing

Writing in a novel, story, poem that is clearly inspired by anime. Typically used as an insult towards bad writing.

"Hey guys, I've got an idea for a story. It's about this guy who goes on a journey in another world that he gets transported to. Oh, and he has a harem of hot girls around him for support."

"Trash anime writing gtfo."

by rrrrrrrrfkokdgijsaijghdsijjhgd December 14, 2021

cursive writing

Writings that are more beautiful than regular writing, only the most talented can do this writing (probably)

𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 ℊℴ𝓃𝓃𝒶 ℊ𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓊𝓅, 𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 ℊℴ𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓁ℯ𝓉 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒹ℴ𝓌𝓃, 𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 𝒶 𝓅ℯ𝓇𝓈ℴ𝓃 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒹ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁ℯ𝒹 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝒷ℊ (cursive writing)

by Yuzeri December 17, 2021