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Woodbury is a city in Minnesota consisting of over 61,000 residents and growing.
While the education system is pretty good the people are a different story. Most bored housewives all tend to be the same carrying around their Louis Vuitton and Chanel bags and drink, gossip, and get boob jobs while their husbands are away at work. And their husband all play golf or cheat on their wives.
The kids who either attend Stillwater Area High School or Woodbury High School are completely different. The ones who go to Woodbury are either slutty/arrogant rich kids and the ones who go to Stillwater are slutty/drugged up rich kids.
Driving around Woodbury it is very common to see Range Rovers, Mercedes, and Lexus vehicles.
Woodbury is a growing city and is about to add 50,000 more residents within the next 5 years. And is planning on opening more stores. Louis Vuitton, Coach, and H&M is rumored to be interested in property to open up shop.
Bored Woodbury Housewife #1: I'm bored!

Bored Woodbury Housewife #2: Me too! What is there to do in Woodbury, MN?

Bored Woodbury Housewife #1: Wanna go blow some cash on something useless?!

Bored Woodbury Housewife #2: Hell yeah!
by iputmypseydonymhere October 31, 2011
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woodbury onetime

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The act of banging a chick in the dark and then pulling a switcheroo where one partner leaves and then another comes back to take over. With NO knowledge by the victim.
I once pulled a Woodbury Onetime by fucking a chick in the dark, and in the middle, I pulled out, switched with a buddy, and he finished up without the chick ever knowing.
by WB1T July 19, 2009
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P 1: hey do have u have wildberry cookie
p 2: no ):
P 1: ha ha i got him
P 2: f you
by Hi is hello May 10, 2022
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Woodbury

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A word to describe what you would do with your DICK upon seeing something sexy.
E.g.. "I Woodbury my dick in THAT!"
by mr2noshoes July 12, 2019
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Woodbury University

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A college in Burbank, California. They operate sims in Second Life where they also have a group with over 500 members. The group in Second Life has be subject to allot of controversy for harboring griefers and trolling other residents. Their original sim "Woodbury University" was destroyed by Linden Labs in 2007.
Woodbury University members.

20:00 Eiyahn Andel: i cannot maek cube
20:00 Stephie Dawes: You need to be in the group.
20:00 Eiyahn Andel: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
20:00 Eiyahn Andel: i dont know how to join, all ive ever done is griefing/sim crashing not group stuff
20:01 Stephie Dawes: lol
20:01 Nidol Slazar: rofl
by /k/k/ March 22, 2010
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woodjerry

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The realest n***a you ever meet... down to earth

Goes up and beyond for his friends
Woodjerry is my bestfriend
by Sleezbahg November 24, 2021
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Wolfberry

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A severely hairy siutation on a women's vagina.
"Damn, i went to eat the cookie but she had a straight wolfberry!"
by Bbad June 10, 2015
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