moses

a guy who will or had sex with a girl when she has her period,
part the red sea right?

Betty: I got some last night.
Jane: I thought you had your period?
Betty: Yes, but John is freaking moses.

by 11212 October 12, 2006

Moses

State of everything being in its place

Oh man, i was stressing out about that test, but i got to class and its multiple choice, and everything was moses.

by Sean January 03, 2004

Mose

A very slow person or "slowse."

Stop being a mose and hurry up!

by MyDicktionaries July 02, 2023

The Moses

When you lick someone elses fingers after they have been inside an asshole

The other day I was being electric and doing The Moses

by BallsToTheWallSL January 03, 2022

moses

A beautiful bong that portrays a peaceful image of sand melting into the ocean.Owned by a bucky (<- See Bucky by Cara)

"Man, I got dat fire! Where is Moses?"

by Cara April 13, 2004

Moses

Pank's second favorite.

"moses! moses! MOSES!"

by hooning inc April 08, 2008

Mosed

To flake; to ditch or bail last minute; to mislead about future plans; or to completely bounce without goodbye.

Where is Daryl at? I can't find him anywhere. He must have mosed.

by Moses1011 May 13, 2011