moses

a guy who will or had sex with a girl when she has her period,
part the red sea right?

Betty: I got some last night.
Jane: I thought you had your period?
Betty: Yes, but John is freaking moses.

by 11212 October 13, 2006

Moses

State of everything being in its place

Oh man, i was stressing out about that test, but i got to class and its multiple choice, and everything was moses.

by Sean January 3, 2004

The Moses

When you lick someone elses fingers after they have been inside an asshole

The other day I was being electric and doing The Moses

by BallsToTheWallSL January 2, 2022

Mose

A very slow person or "slowse."

Stop being a mose and hurry up!

by MyDicktionaries July 2, 2023

moses

A beautiful bong that portrays a peaceful image of sand melting into the ocean.Owned by a bucky (<- See Bucky by Cara)

"Man, I got dat fire! Where is Moses?"

by Cara April 13, 2004

Moses

Pank's second favorite.

"moses! moses! MOSES!"

by hooning inc April 8, 2008

The Moses

A sex move; when she is menstruating and you part her vagina lips with your hands to lick her clitoris. Therefore, parting the red sea.

My chick was raggin' last night so I did The Moses before I ate her out.

by P.C Rickshaw October 16, 2010