wilf

Whale
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

Thaaarrrr she blows!! im gonna catch that wilf even if it ate my right leg!

by youtouchmytralala October 31, 2007

WILF

(wolf I'd like to fuck) when someone you'd like to fuck believes their a wolf or is a wolf in true form

"damn brad is a wilf."
"Yea I bet his hairy wolf bussy is so tight"

by WolfpackUwU April 21, 2022

WILF

'Willy I'd like to fondle'

Female version of MILF (or something like that)

"Look at the size of that package - now theres a WILF"

by Photon October 3, 2004

wilf

What is Life For? band hailing from Gosport, Hampshire, UK
Influences; Strung Out, Incubus, S.O.A.D, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chilli Peppers etc.

WILF incubus jamming with the chili's while billy talent and the foo's have noisy sex in the corner!

by quis est vita pro? September 19, 2009

WILF

Widow I'd like to fuck

Man, I went to that funeral last week end and even though it was my best friend in the coffin, all I could think about was how his wife has become a total WILF!

by Loutre August 23, 2015

wilf

walrus i'd like to fukk

I would love to eat potato salad out of a wilf's vagina.

by Drew Bruning & Adam Harju April 13, 2007

wilf

Weasley I'd Like To Fuck

or just a ginger whom you would like to fuck

Person one, " who is your wilf? "
Person two, " oh, definately Ron "

by LuPoo April 21, 2010